In the last four years, I went from aimless, obnoxious bachelor to married father of four (three of which are my natural children... and my wife still speaks to me.) It has become apparent that in an effort to accurately document all of the bizarre events that occur in our circus of a home and make some sense of it all, I should somehow record the humorous failings and successes of this amateur dad and, hopefully, entertain someone in the process.